As we wind down the hazy, hot, and humid days of summer, I look back on all the good times and all the foolish fashion choices. With much dismay I shake my head and am amazed every time I see a guy wearing…
SOCKS WITH SANDALS
Really spicy olives are my guilty pleasure and on a hot summer night I enjoy a scoop or two of pistachio ice cream. I love socks and I love sandals but olives and ice cream belong together just as much as socks and sandals. For those of you reading who are actively making this mistake, please cease doing so immediately, it’s not too late. One of my ex boyfriends hated showing his feet in public, even on the hottest days he refused to wear sandals. Looking back now, I applaud him for being wise enough to know better than to wear socks with sandals. And truth be told, some girls are not into guys exposing their feet. I never understood why, but I have heard this from many women.
For a quick recap/math lesson: Socks + Sandals = never ever allowed. It is one or the other folks. If you are going to wear socks, you are going to wear closed toe shoes. If you want to wear comfortable summer shoes but are afraid of a chill, invest in a nice pair of boat shoes or loafers from ALDO or Banana Republic. Trust me they are, as one of my wisest and best dressed male friends often says, “Worth every penny.”
Quick Aside: If you are someone who thinks that wearing socks with sandals during the colder months makes up for the fact that you are wearing sandals during the wrong season, well, you may be beyond help.