Last night my friends and I stayed local but had a wild post Halloween/post hurricane good time. After a fabulous party we stopped at a local bar for a few drinks to wind down the night. I wound up talking to a bearded guy. I’ll spare you the details about how the night went with this guy and just ask all readers this question: What is your take on men’s…
I hate facial hair on men. I feel it looks dirty, un-kept and lazy. Some men slack off with shaving during a vacation or on a sluggish Sunday and that is understandable. But for the most part my advice is to not be such a sloth and just shave. I comprehend and agree with the mild stubble look and maybe an extremely groomed mustache but that is as far as it goes. Over the years I have asked a lot of hairy faced men why they don’t shave. They always say one of two things. 1- “It keeps my face warm” or 2, “It looks cool like John Lennon, Che Guevara, Abe Lincoln, Ernest Hemingway or even Jesus.” Queue the eye roll. I can’t stand when people compare themselves to others that they really can’t relate to but that’s a whole other topic. Facial hair can be really serial killer/child molester creepy ie: Charles Manson, Bin Laden, Hitler, Stalin etc. Even when I see Brad Pitt sporting that mountain man facial hair look I think he looks like he may as well be wearing shoes made out of duct tape and begging for money outside of the Port Authority. So unless you are walking around with a blue ox named Babe or you are one of the stars in “Duck Dynasty” do yourself and every person you’ll ever kiss a favor and shave! And, salons are obviously for men too. For all of you readers that are also New Yorkers check out this link. New York Magazine;Men’s Shaves. And while you are clicking away take a look at this site about What Facial Hair Says About a Man.
Quick Aside: If you have a beard and it is going gray, you do not look more distinguished you just look old. Get rid of it gramps.