Although winter and fall are my favorite seasons, this time when winter turns to spring is always quite charming. There are those March days that are full of snow and others can be so sunny that you think you may have to put on sun block. Mostly, it is a great time for a road trip. This past weekend I took a short road trip to New England and down memory lane. I attended a reunion of sorts, had a blast and looked fabulous while doing it! I suppose all reunions whether family, work, or college have their dress codes. The one I attended was pretty fancy. I know I wrote a post regarding wedding attire already, (Please see my October 15th post, “Formal Attire Requested”), but today’s post, although possibly redundant, is on the general topic of
When men go to weddings, proms, bar mitzvahs, christenings, funerals, and the like, they are a little more clued in concerning what to wear. But when the only criteria for an event is “formal”, men try to get away with the most horrible offense of all: under dressing. Make no mistake about it; being under dressed is the worst! I apologize if my hyperbole is jarring but under dressing should be deemed a sin. At said reunion this weekend it was quite clear that it was to be a formal event, yet I still saw men wearing the wrong attire. Here is a question I pose, “Why do men try to dress as casual as possible so often?” For most men, dressing up is rare and fun
chance to radiate charisma. Why dull yourself down when everyone else in the room is going to look like a shiny penny? And I don’t tolerate the, “I want to be different excuse” that is absolute bullshit and pure laziness. Below are some observations I caught this weekend that all men should never make:
- It really does not matter how nice, sexy, fancy, or expensive your jeans are. You can not pair them with a shirt, tie, and jacket and call it formal. (Please see my January 30th post, “Change it up Cowboy”)
- As far as jewelry is concerned: We’ve talked about this! (Please see my December 8th Post, “The Power of Jewelry”) Like most things, all in moderation. But please, if you have a nice suit on, leave the ghetto chain at home! You would not pair a rich Merlot with your Chilean Sea Bass would you? NO! They clash…I hope you see my point here.
- A sweater, (Cashmere or not) over a dress shirt and tie does not equal formal attire. Don’t be such a hippy and put on a jacket.
- To segue way into my next point, you must wear, or at least bring with you, a suit jacket. Suit pants, a dress shirt, and a tie are not enough. This would be equivelant to a plate of food that consisted of fries, cole slaw and a pickle. Incomplete to say the least. Where’s the burger?
- You know how I feel about funky sneakers with suits so do not even get me started. It is time to put your grown up shoes on. (Please see my September 17th Post, “Weighing the Pros and Cons”)
- Also, you are an under dressed fool if you do not wear a tie.
I know I sound harsh, but the world of fashion shows no mercy. It is the smallest mistakes that are always the most detrimental, so for your own sake and the sake of the date that has to be seen with you, don’t make them!
“A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.”
– Oscar Wilde