Last night was a real Midtown, Manhattan, bar hopping kind of night. Holiday drinks with some of my best looking college friends started out at The Glass House Tavern, and then we headed to Hurley’s and ended the night at a hip joint I had never been to before called Lillie’s. I was so busy tossing back cocktails and having fun that while on my way home I realized that I missed the last episode ever of Jersey Shore. I know, I know most people would call Jersey Shore trash television but for me it is like a train wreck that you can’t look away from. I was hooked after the first episode. (as were a lot of people) I mostly tune in for the guy candy and all of the funny catch phrases. In honor of the last episode I wanted to dedicated this post to the topic of men who wear
T-SHIRTS ALL THE TIME
Look, I know for men t-shirts are comfortable and sometimes even flattering. But if you are one of these men who take the phrase “T-shirt time” way too seriously, you are in trouble. Sadly, I have known men in my time who wear a t-shirt no matter the occasion. This is a fashion offense of epic proportions. T-shirts have their place in the world but not every day of the week all year long. You don’t want to be one of these guys who would wear a t-shirt to prom, or to a wedding, or to a cocktail party. I am sorry but it just can’t happen. You need to incorporate more sweaters, vests, polo shirts and of course button downs into your wardrobe. You know you are in trouble if when people ask what are you planning on wearing and you respond with
“My best T-shirt” or if you look into your closet right now and you have all your T-shirts lined up on hangers…gross. I suppose for every rule there is an exception, so here it is. If you are a man who has, a body like Mike “The Situation”, AND a smile like Pauly D, AND a laugh like Ronnie, AND the boyish charm of Vinny then you can wear whatever you want! Otherwise clean up your act.
“Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not.”
– Oscar Wilde